The best definition of the word insanity.
*NOTE* yes, those of you who know know me, my name IS spelled diffrently, only because my parents discovered they’ve been pronouncing my name wrong all these years, so I’ve decided to go by the correct spelling
I’m Aoelaigh (pronounced EL—ee) and I’m 13, I have severe problems, I’m addicted to pretzels, and I scare little children. Not on purpose or anything, but I’m just spontaneously scary. I have a zombie/vampire/lycanthropy obsession, and it scares the hell out of my parents. My favroite words are rawr, crap and [**] and I overuse them. Umm…I really like rap-core-y stuffs, so…if you’re a Brokencyde hater, I’ma eet your soul…same goes if you a screamo hater, but then I’ll just eat your brain. My mind is warped and every single one of my daydreams leads to a plot of some sort, often vampire stories and romances. Nothing steamy or anything, because my mom would kill me and then I’d turn into a zombie vampire werewolf witch and eat her brains and suck her blood and then ressurect her under the full moon and make her my ninja slave.
Actually, my dad would have to be the ninja slave, because he already is a ninja and it would take forever and a half to train mother dearest to be a ninja…*shrug*
OH MY BOB, THERE’S A ZOMBIE WEREWOLF BEHIND YOU!!!!
If you just looked then you’re pathetic.
bwahahaha i need therapy