Space Thing 2000 Horror Movie Review

Screwball sci-fi with a galaxy of gorgeous gals! It’s Buck Rogers for adults as Col. James Granilla, an alien in human disguise, visits the flying saucer of Captain Mother and her all-girl crew in the year 2069. But because Granilla is a “Planetarian” and all the lovely space nymphs are “Terranians,” he seeks to learn all about their “intimate ways.” Though Captain Mother, a sadistic, whip-wielding lesbian, frowns on her gals making it with men, everyone wants to get it on with Granilla. When they land on an asteroid (where they need neither oxygen nor clothes), Granilla and the girls share some good old interplanetary passion. Finding himself in the enviable position of ship stud but homesick for his alien wife, Granilla decides to end all the romance with a micro atomic bomb… Full of sexy gals and unspecial effects, “Space Thing” is a hilarious sci-fi skinflick from producer David F. Friedman (Trader Hornee). It’s like “Plan 9” in the nude!