Bleed 2003 Horror Movie Review

While a complete piece of cheese, this movie is actually pretty funny to watch if you aren’t expecting any kind of true horror quality.  This movie is about this crazy broad Maddy (played by one of the worst actresses ever- Debbie Rochon) who gets this job at a generic company, where she meets her new boss Shawn, goes on a date with him, sleeps with him on their first date, and goes to a nude pool party with him, all within a two day span.  Yeah..

At the pool party, Shawn’s extremely lame friends start to tell Maddy about their “Murder Club” in which they knock people off for the pure thrill of it.  Sounds interesting doesn’t it?  Don’t be deceived- this group of friends are about as likeable as Nazis. When the masked killer starts off-ing them, you actually root for the killer! 

And I won’t even get into how the girls were wearing “mom jeans” in 2002…  Lame!

All in all, this movie is definitely a good one to watch and laugh if you are bored one night, but I’d almost suggest shoplifting it over buying it, as it is not worth the money you will spend.