Rattlers 2002 Horror Movie Review

They’re waiting to slither you! First it’s two adorable little boys, fanged to death by at least a dozen of ‘em while camping with their parents. Then a housewife is greeted by an army of wriggling horrors scurrying around her feet. Worse, as a plumber crawls beneath a home and disconnects a bathtub drain pipe, a big scaly one makes a beeline straight up his pants! The unaware lady of the house then climbs into a relaxing bubble bath, only to find rattlers suddenly swimming between her legs! To combat the reptile attacks, the Mojave Sheriff’s Department brings in two experts who quickly uncover a link between the antisocial snakes and the U.S. Army, specifically “CT3,” an experimental nerve gas controlled by a crackpot colonel straight out of “Dr. Strangelove.” Good natured one minute and surprisingly sadistic the next, this drive-in favorite delights in activating the ophidiophobia in all of us. Ssssssss…