Mardi Gras Massacre 2005 Horror Movie Review
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Hokey, slow, misogynistic and silly; think Herschel Gordon Lewis. A guy lures hapless nubile (“evil”) prostitutes into his sacrificial den to be tied down, greased-up, stabbed in the hand, have their foot cut, and get cut open from belly-button to stern removing their hearts. Did I mention undressed first? The only thing this movie has going for it is the fact that it doesn’t shy away from full frontal nudity (remember this was made in the 70’s - bushy) and it shows its carnage gleefully. The story is dull, the characters are dull, and the gore is minimal. Grab this if you’re tired of poorly written mainstream PG-13 horror flicks trying to pass as entertainment, or if your H.G. Lewis collection is wearing out. Maybe you just want to see a prostitute have her heart removed, I don’t know.
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About Mardi Gras Massacre 2005
Title: Mardi Gras Massacre
Year: 2005
Starring: Curt Dawson,
Rating: 3 / 5 stars from 5 users.
Rating: NR (Not Rated)
Runtime: 97 minutes
Director: Not available,
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