Teknolust 2004 Horror Movie Review

maybe its shallow, but i like to find my leading ladies attractive- she,  in her obviously wigged ‘scientist’, ruby and olive personas, looks like a pale emaciated alien guy in drag, so much so I looked for an adam’s apple. was it the pale green eyes? no eye shadow? thin eyebrows? what? only ‘marinne’ (red hair pulled back) seems normal and attractive looking.


i loved the color schemes


the ‘semen’ tea grossed me out, and boiling condoms in a plastic ziploc bag bothers me on two levels- 1)chemicals in the plastic leeching into the water, and 2) cooking denatures protein, so whatever is in semen they need would be changed by heat. the injection, not so much, except they don’t rotate their injection sites! (i am such a geek)the webbing between thumb and index finger might be dramatic, but is i’d think your start developing some scar tissue after awhile.


i like the little car


lets not go into why she(ruby) doesn’t know what money is with all the films she watches, or why anyone would know what they heck she’s talking about when she asks for “succulent protein”, or computer code infecting humans (resulting in impotenence and a barcode on the forehead)...or why the clinic doc whispers…or how all 4 live in the same house yet she communicates with them through a computer screen. wierd movie.


yuki-onna-esque.

the pale japanese snow goddess who drained her victim’s life force