Attack of the Puppet People 2001 Horror Movie Review

After threatening audiences with The Amazing Colossal Man, director-producer-special-effects “whiz” Bert I. Gordon again proves that size does matter in his revamp of The Incredible Shrinking Man for American International Pictures. John Hoyt, the wheelchair-bound tycoon from When Worlds Collide, is Mr. Franz, a lonely doll maker who reduces anyone who abandons him to doll-size. How Franz, a former puppeteer, could accomplish this scientific marvel is never explained, but Franz’s collection (who, in an oddly unsettling scene, are forced to participate in a marionette show) include his salesman Bob (John Agar, by now an established B-movie staple) and secretary (June Kenny, from Gordon’s Earth vs. the Spider) as well as a handful of strangers (including Ken Miller from I Was a Teenage Werewolf and the Queen of Outer Space herself, Laurie Mitchell). As always, Gordon’s limitations overshadow his intentions, and his direction and atrocious effects (AIP monster maker Paul Blaisdell is credited with “special design”), as well as the script by SF hack George Worthing Yates (Them!), undo the film’s few laudable aspects, chief among them Hoyt’s sympathetic performance. However, his self-promotional skills are topnotch—Bob and Sally see Colossal Man on their drive-in date. Puppet People won’t impress younger audiences, but parents raised on a diet of drive-in fodder will appreciate its pulpy plot and solid genre cast. Filmed as The Fantastic Puppet People, it was retitled after being paired on a double bill with War of the Colossal Beast. MGM’s full-screen print looks excellent, with only mild speckling. —Paul Gaita