The Teaser/Frankie and Johnnie... Were Lovers 2005 Horror Movie Review
Horror movies Review
Good girl by day, go-go girl by night, Becky Bartolucci is a first class Teaser - a college student who loves turning guys on though, it’s strictly lookbut- don’t-touch. But when she rejects a psychotic slimeball (Ric Lutze) who just watched her dance nude in a nightclub, the creep brutally assaults her in the front seat of a car. Traumatized, Becky is discovered by rich couple Paul and Andrea (sexploitation goddess Rene Bond!) who take her to their home in Beverly Hills. There, Andrea tenderly initiates Becky into the joys of lesbian lovemaking. Paul, on the other hand, gets the bright idea of selling her into white slavery. Yes, that#s right, white slavery…. Plus: Rene Bond returns as Frankie, an aspiring singer with thirty grand and a scary ex-husband. Johnnie (Ric Lutze again) is a “stupid car junkie” who likes leisure suits. But though Frankie and Johnnie… were Lovers, Johnnie is actually a sniveling heel who’s only after Frankie’s cash. He’s really got the hots for Frankie’s best friend Alice (Cyndee Summers). The result: a Frankie-&- Johnnie-&-Alice threeway, a violent visit from Frankie’s ex and a berserk car-chase-to-the-death…. As the song says, “Oh, Lordy, how they could love!” It’s a Bond-Bonanza with these two gleefully un-PC skin-romps from the Seventies starring the legendary Rene, everyone’s favorite poutycheeked sex starlet.