Sinderella and the Golden Bra / Goldilocks and the Three Bares Something Weird 2003 Horror Movie Review

Sinderella And The Golden Bra (1964/ 73 minutes) - The classic fairy tale gets a nude overhaul when Sinderella and the Golden Bra replaces the glass slipper with gilded B-cups! Treated miserably by her hag stepmother and two ugly stepsisters,  Derella would love to go to Prince David’s masked ball but doesn’t have a thing to wear. Her oddball Fairy Godfather (One Flew over the Cuckoo’s Nest’s Sydney Lassick) gives her a magic gown good only until midnight, and sure enough, at midnight Derella flees and leaves her brassiere dangling from the prince’s hand. If that ain’t wacky enough, this is also—brace yourself—a musical! Goldilocks And The Three Bares (1963/ 69 minutes) - Suspicious of his girlfriend’s weekend disappearances, “skin-diving singing sensation” Eddie Livingston has a screwball friend trail her to—gasp!—Sunshine Park, a Miami Nudist Camp, in Goldilocks and the Three Bares, an early skinflick from cult legends David F. Friedman (Trader Hornee) and Herschell Gordon Lewis (The Gruesome Twosome), in “Buffocolor” and “Seemorescope!”