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(10) Comments for 13 Seconds

• Posted by poizoned_pizZA on May 9, 2004
  think its a too scaryfilm worth buying or goign to cinemas to check it out and ger some panties weT ... hehe like ya said .. ->n the brink of pissing your pants<- think am gonna watch this i ididnt watch it yeT ..
  Score: 6
• Posted by Anonnymous on November 10, 2004
  watch it
  Score: 8
• Posted by Anonnymous on December 23, 2004
  OMYGOD! The WORST movie EVER!!! God Awful acting! Slow pacing. The movie should have lasted 13 seconds! That would have been 13 seconds too long!!
  Score: 1
• Posted by Anonnymous on January 24, 2005
  i could make a better movie at home... which i think these people did..... i have seen robots with better acting skills....
  Score: 1
• Posted by Anonnymous on January 24, 2005
  hell yeah! that was the best comedy of the year. Jeff Thomas is a friggin genius. Where did he find all those retarted fat guys. The cinematography was amazing. Oscar worthy performances.
  Score: 5
• Posted by Anonnymous on January 24, 2005
  What was the underlying message behind this movie. I had to watch it twice to catch all the double entendres. So much depth. Such an intricate plot line. The character development was awesome. The way they just cut back and forth between scenes that didn't make an sense at all.
  Score: 1
• Posted by Anonnymous on January 24, 2005
  Lest be honest. This is probably the worst movie ever made. How did they get it into Blockbuster. Who did they blow? If anyone knows where I can buy this movie please let me know. I have to own one. I got the best laughs from watching that movie. I made me feel great. If you are looking for a good time, get yourself a six pack or better yet a 24 pack and watch this movie with some friends. It's truly a classic.
  Score: 1
• Posted by Anonnymous on April 5, 2005
  Movie was freakin excellent! So what if it was an obvious low budget horror flick,I was always guessing what craziness would occur next, it was like some sort of bad acid trip.And the ending? Holy shit, I was totally not expecting that! It gets a 10 from me!
  Score: 10
• Posted by tigerek on May 22, 2005
  lux
  
  Score: 5
• Posted by Anonnymous on November 26, 2005
  overall the movie was great...wait who am i kidding this movie made me want to kill myself it was so bad...who ever gave it an award should die of gannoria of the mouth. and anyone who has good reviews on this movie cleary was over-dosing like the guy in movie. maybe if you all watch this movie straight u will see that the acting was so bad. listen movie lover...the main character sucked my balls after he was down having a ceasher on the floor. also i thought i was watchin the mighty ducks d2 cuz it was diiffently emilo estevez who played the role of shitty acting in this film. and please dont forget the main part of this film...was not the surprise ending...it was when the creature under the bed for no reason what so ever grabbed the guys balls and cock and rubbed and then killed like the director was putting in a short horror prono for all u fags who enjoy horror porno and write to these gay ass websites with pure joy and not bashing movies instead.
  
  and my final quote to this you might wonder.
  is that 13 seconds should have been 13 seconds long and then i still would not like it....who ever likes robot constipated actors most be a fuckin sped and be just like Marlin Magnito on ugly ppl dot com.
  Score: 1

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