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Review of Ilsa - She Wolf of the SS
- This notorious Canadian sexploitation cult classic is one of the most sick and sadistic features ever released to a general audience, and the only film that producer David F. Friedman, the king of sleaze himself, was so ashamed of that he removed his name from it. Statuesque, buxom blonde Dyanne Thorne is Ilsa, the ruthless commandant of a Nazi medical camp who subjects her patients (mostly naked women) through the most painful and brutal tortures she can think of to prove the superiority of the female sex to Nazi high command. At night she goes through the male prisoners like boy toys to be discarded and castrated the next day ("Once a prisoner has slept with me, he'll never sleep with another woman!"), until she meets a man she can't conquer in bed. It proves to be her downfall. Vamping it up with a corny German growl, Thorne leers with gargoylish delight at her latest diabolical tortures: grotesque, gangrenous infections, exploding sex toys, boiling alive, and a dinner centerpiece involving a naked girl, a noose, and a melting block of ice that leaves her dangling by meal's end. Directed with an artless bluntness and a cold cynicism, it's a brutal, nasty film, utterly tasteless yet perversely fascinating. It was reportedly shot in a week on sets left over from the sitcom Hogan's Heroes, and proved so successful that it spawned two official and one unofficial sequels.
Anchor Bay's restored print is letterboxed and reportedly restored. The DVD edition also features commentary by Thorne, producer Friedman, and director Don Edmunds, moderated by humorist Martin Lewis. --Sean Axmaker
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- Posted on 2008-03-27
The most cruel, sadistic, and evil film ever made!!!
Ilsa is a SS commander who is trying to prove to the General that woman have just as much a tolerance for pain as men do. How else to prove this then torture women in the most horrifying ways possible. I'm not not going to list the horrible methods of torture because this review would never get posted, but it is no doubt some of the most depraved cinema Ive ever seen...and I love it!! On top of all that Ilsa is on a search for a man that can satisfy her....sexually!! Ilsa is HOT!!! It doesnt get any better than this!!!
* I recommend buying the Ilsa box set if you plan on purchasing this, it's WELL worth the money.
Score: 5
- Posted on 2006-11-10
Ilsa, the She-Wolf: A film with a bite-and boots to match!
The first sight of Ilsa, as the German Nazi camp commandant,
strutting in jack-boots and brandishing her swagger stick as she eyeballs her male and female prisoners is quite stunning.
If you are a fan of campy, 70's style movies with aggresive and dominant
female leads, then this is a movie for you!
Loosely based on history, (I don't believe there was ever a NAZI woman commander of a coed prisoner of war camp during WW2--at least not as alluring as she),
this is an evidently ridiculous, but unique, interesting, exciting and aroussing film.
Definately over the top for moral values of 1974, today it comes across as comical and satirical in its overt splendour of sexplotation.
Yes, there are scenes of torture, however the blood and gore is so unreal that is allows
the viewer to watch in curiousity, not revulsion. For a man, the scene of castration and Ilsa cutting off a man's
genitals, who failed to please her sexually, generates a queasy feeling though!
Overall, a film to have for 'supers-schlok cinema' value and one to watch when you
need a fix for a very attractive, dominant female as an antagonist against your senses of complacency!
The fact that it is filmed on the then vintage set of the 1960's series Hogan's Heroes,
gives it that mystifying allure, harkening back to the old war themes of good against
evil:
And, Dyanne Thorne as the character Ilsa, is pure evil--but she's purely 'one hell of a good' sight for
sore eyes!
Score: 4
- Posted on 2006-08-25
More Nazi death camp fun
Granted, I wasn't expecting much when I saw this but it does have a certain charm. It's not historically accurate, a few of the actors and the producer had their names changed, most of the female cast spends a majority of the time undressed and it looks like it was shot between takes of Hogan's Heroes.
Dyanne Thorne as Ilsa gives the only enthusiastic performance and manages to stay in character thoughout, reminding me of Jeffrey Combs' performance in Re-Animator. She was about 42 when she did this and looked great. The rest of the cast just stands there and tries not to look stupid, although Uschi Digard does make a spectacular uncredited cameo appearance dying in a pressure chamber.
Supposedly Ilsa sparked some controversy when it was released in 1974, but it seems doubtful since it only played in grindhouses and drive-ins. It did lucrative business spawning a few inferior sequals that were much tamer. An exploitation "classic" that really does get better after consuming several beers.
Score: 3
- Posted on 2006-06-21
My type of Women
A few years ago I dated (L.V.) a beautiful sexy bisexual girl. We met at my job and it was fatal attraction for us. She was in excellent shape and a sadistic bitch. She had won the women prize for being one of the best athletic competitors in Florida. Apart from our intimate relationship, she was a great friend; her favorite movies were the Ilsa movies. It was an experience I will never forget! These movies are the best for the imagination and fantasies that you can create. She introduced me to the Ilsa collection series, I introduced her to "A Clockwork Orange" (movie from 70's) we had so much fun together. We had a lot in common too. I will not tell you any more about the movies, check it out for yourself. But keep in mind it's only for adults, keep the children away from it and enjoy it with your partner. Remember it's only a movie for entertainment purposes. Do not get offended.
This movie is excellent! Also checkout "Ilsa- The wicked Warden" all her movies are great. I disagree with the other reviewers who say that it's a sick movie. I gave it five stars because it deserves it!
Score: 5 - Posted on 2006-03-21
...Best Academy Award Winning Romanic Comedy
I think too many people gave this movie a serious review, I mean come on, its ILSA, SHE WOLF OF THE SS. The title just smacks of tastelessness. A softcore porn/exploitation film set in a Nazi camp, lets meet our heroes: There is of course the She Wolf, Ilsa who when not torturing various women and castrating male prisoners that fail to satisfy her, struts around in her stylin nazi boots barking with a fake German accent. She predictably falls for this American (Wolfe) because he can hold off orgasm indefinitely and has blond hair. Then there is Anna, a rebellious brunette who refuses to have her spirit broken by Ilsa. Ilsa spends a lot of time torturing Anna and screwing the American. When not having sex with Ilsa Wolfe is plotting the escape of the prisoners with Mario who is this Italian guy that seems like he was teleported in from a grade B romance film. Mario wears the same stoic expression throughout the movie, even as he dies at the end.
There are other characters than this, I just don't care about them.
I appreciate some of the loving details in this movie, like the fake blood that looks like red paint, random shots that have a picture of Hitler in the background and of course the music. When it doesn't sound like a high school band did the soundtrack they pasted in bits of real German music including little kids singing at the end. Oh and lets not forget the death/torture scenes, some are quite inventive thought not as inventive as say...Cube Zero! Though she is over forty the busty Ilsa manages to exude a kind of sadistic sexiness which makes the character even funnier. Somehow this movie wasn't that bad to me, I mean bad taste yes, low budget yes, but it is a good film for what it is. (whatever that may be) On one Listmania this movie was under "TRASH: You will learn to eat garbage like a dog and poop shiny lumps of gold" If you are stupid enough to drop acid while watching this you might do just that.
I spent most of my time watching it laughing like a hyena and eating hamburger helper. Shame on you some would say, for laughing at nazi war crimes! my answer to that would be why cant we treat a subject as serious as this with humor (albeit tasteless) without it I think we would give the nazis more dignity than they deserve.
Score: 5