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Title: My Vampire Lover (2002) |
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- Posted on 2007-08-03
wouldn't recommend this movie.
The scene's are weak..
story plot is sucking wind.
I've seen teens who didn't know what they were doing,
act better than this.
Score: 3
- Posted on 2006-09-20
Fun and funny.
My Vampire Lover, starring Misty Mudae, Paige Richards and Syn DeVil, is about a female vampire looking for true love. A love that is also good at house work and in bed. Hey, you have to have high standards. Anyway, the movie is full of pretty ladies, bad puns, humor and simple sets. Let us face facts, they didn't spend a million dollars on this flick. But it's still fun to watch and even has a behind-the-scene documentary and bonus footage. Worth getting it new or used. For viewers over 18.
Score: 5
- Posted on 2006-05-04
SO BAD IT'S KIND OF GOOD......A ROMP NOT TO BE MISSED
This film is a guy's perspective of lesbian love - and a preoccupation with women's breasts.
If you like implants (except for Misty - she's so cute), then you will love this film.
The women with the exception of a couple look as though they are in dire need of a good shower. After watching a few of the sex scenes, they get boring because the women have an abnormal preoccupation with breasts.
I actually like the guys in the film and as a female, are glad to see them. Not a one of them can act -- it's pure camp all the way!
The film must have had a budget of $5 -- but for some quirky reason, like "Plan Nine From Outer Space" -- it works.
In fact, it may well become a film worth of being called "so bad it's great".
What I really like about this film is not one person takes themselves very seriously.
It's really worth watching if you like softcore and big breasts!
As a woman, I just thought it was pure camp with a Vamp(ire) and I loved it -- it's well worth viewing!
Score: 4
- Posted on 2005-08-04
My Vampire Lover
I love misty munday films. The are sometimes funny and it's always nice to see misty, but this one of the worst stories I have ever seen brought to film. Save your money and buy erotic vamire in paris. It's a much beter film both in story, location, and erotic content!
Score: 1
- Posted on 2004-01-05
A cut above your typical Surrender Cinema film
My Vampire Lover is much better than your normal Seduction Cinema film. The ridiculously stupid comedy is minimized for once, the actresses are all fairly easy on the eyes, an actual story is not only formulated but actually followed, and all of the erotic scenes seem to flow very well without the periodic stagnation that plagues many films of this type. Best of all, My Vampire Lover features the unbeatable triumvirate of Misty Mundae, Darian Caine, and Katie Jordan - that alone is pretty much all I ask for. Paige Richards turns in a pretty impressive performance as the vampire Monique. Being a lesbian vampire isn't as easy as you might think; Monique is not bothered at all by daylight, but she is not having much luck finding her soul mate; she's not even having any luck getting her cable installed. She has plenty of victims, but each one dies when she bites her; now she has moved to a new town in search of that one special woman she knows is out there.Monique has little trouble finding potential lovers, though. First, there is her well-endowed neighbor (Syn Devil) who seems willing to play, then the hottest state assembly representative in the United States (Katie Jordan) comes canvassing for votes, and later on a plumber in the form of Darian Kaine comes to - well - check Monique's plumbing. Best of all, though, is Misty Mundae's appearance as an oh-so-innocent Catholic schoolgirl out seeking donations for a school project; Misty's scene is far too short, but I don't think I'll be forgetting it any time soon.
If Seduction Cinema would just leave men completely out of their films, I think they would meet with much more success. Here we have to put up with a group of cable guys, three incompetent policemen, and a forgettable campaign manager, but fortunately the subplots don't take too much away from the real action going on here. There is also no blood whatsoever in the wake of each bite to the neck; when I see a vampire baring her fangs just after a feeding, I expect to see some blood involved. Overall, though, My Vampire Lover ranks up there with the best of the films released by Seduction Cinema.
Score: 4