Inseminoid 2001 Horror Movie Review

It’s trouble in space, as a crew of astronauts brings a little something extra back on their bargain spaceship. One explorer goes mental and hijacks the tram inside a space mining facility, then another gets her foot caught and amputates it with a hedge trimmer.  A third (Judy Geeson, looking like a poor man’s Angie Dickinson) is impregnated by a big slimy-looking alien, and then the trouble really starts.  She has the rest of her crewmates on the run as the gestating little monsters inside her command her to KILL KILL KILL, eventually smashing up the cheapo control room aboard the ship and generally causing trouble.  The plot elements will ring familiar bells for sci-fi fans, dating back to Alien and even the moldy Fifties classic It! The Creature from Beyond Space, with an alien stowaway and paranoid, suspicious crew members aboard a claustrophobic spacecraft.  The movie’s cheesy look is unavoidable throughout, with sets about on a par with an episode of the original Star Trek.  However, there’s a rather high gore quotient, wonderfully hambone performances (Geeson has a shriek that rivals any ‘50s scream queen), and a fairly repulsive (and inexpensive) alien.  Fans of B movie sci-fi should find that Inseminoid will deliver some fairly familiar goods in a pleasingly trashy package.  —Jerry Renshaw