Santa Claus Conquers The Martians Cinema Insomnia Slime Line 2009 Horror Movie Review

Christianity s greatest hero dominates the goddless people of the red planet, in this HO-HO-HOrrible holiday film that helps   you get your unitentionally funny jollies and stuff your stocking with uncomfortable weirdness galore.  Many who have failed to stomach this traditional cult favorite in seasons past have praised this CINEMA INSOMNIA DVD as a   X-mas miracle. Your bi-polar host, Ol Saint MR. LOBO and his evergreen co-host, a houseplant named MISS MITTENS wrap this   steaming present with hilarious yule tide humor, retro toy commercials, cuddly cartoons,festive film morsels and trailers   both old and new. This very special X-Mas episode includes guest appearances by RO-MAN from the 1956 film ROBOT MONSTER, the   disembodied head of SANTY CLAUS himself, and a surprise visit by a ghost from MR. LOBO s past, played by Downtown JASON   PATRICK, that will sleigh you! Also featuring no one s favorite tinsel-throated holiday jingle that will ring in your head   for weeks, HOORAY FOR SANTY CLAUS!