The Worst Horror Movie Ever Made 2009 Horror Movie Review
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This film might best be described as Jodorowsky’s Holy Mountain as interpreted by John Waters. Bill Zebub stars as the death metal everyman who embarks on a quasi-existential journey with his scantily-clad girlfriend, Jeanne, after a bloody axe massacre. While on the lam they encounter a [**] demon rape-happy military man, gay Muslim jihadists, and a “misfortune teller” who gives Jeanne a birth control potion that turns her into a 5000 foot tall giantess, whose [**] Bill is shot into from a cannon so he can give her a ray gun abortion! And that’s the first 30 minutes
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