Cool It, Baby/Mini-Skirt Love/Venus in Furs 2004 Horror Movie Review

Psycho Sexual A Go-Go! Mistress Monica loves whipping sexy models while Herman, her partner in crime, captures it all on film. But when they’re busted by the local District Attorney, he hires them to run his very own “house of pleasure”—a veritable three-ring-circus of sleaze with tortures in the basement, orgies in the living room and strange sex rituals in the attic! To make things even more perverse, the D.A. has Monica and Herman become the “foster parents” of a juvenile offender who, faster than you can say Cool It Baby, becomes the centerpiece of their “unholy cabal”.... Plus: When Mommy is taken to the loony bin after killing Daddy in front of their teen son, Billy, Aunt Janet arrives to take care of the creepy kid, giving him a serious case of Mini-Skirt Love. The two blissfully begin and incestuous affair that continues for the next five years (!) until—uh oh—Mommy finally comes home, just as crazy as when she left…. Also: Obsessed with the novel Venus in Furs, a muscular but meek shoe salesman loses himself in a surreal world of pain and pleasure when he spends a weekend at the mysterious Marna’s country mansion and discovers it to be a kinky fun house for fetishists…. Don’t let the titles fool you. These are three Twisted Sex Sickies from the demented mind of producer-director Lou Campa, a man whose lust for depravity rivals that of Michael Findlay. In other words, get the strait jackets ready.