The Bloody Ape 2009 Horror Movie Review
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Pitch a tent fellas, time to go campin’
Budgets don’t get lower
Wit don’t get slower
Movies don’t get cornier
Apes don’t get hornier
There’s naked chicks
and decapitated [...]
Grindhouse exploitation schlockfest at its most vile
Total Z-list horror, this is a classic Edgar Allan Poe adaption. An ape escapes the carnival and wrecks havoc in town.
Now, another reviewer says this movie never gets boring. I disagree. For the first half hour I was constantly eyeing the FF button. It’s just a bunch of idiots exchanging insults, ala Jerry Springer style. But once The Ape escapes, its all worth the wait.
Fans of beastiality, you’re in for a treat. Ape rape don’t get much better. So romantic, I think they used marshmallow fluff to simulate the ape’s erotic pleasure. Watch the Beast violate and kill the Beauty, plus watching him drive a car is pretty entertaining.
Nothing too clever here, but some good quality fun for fans of wretched grindhouse cinema.
1997
77 minutes
Directed by Feith Crocker
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About The Bloody Ape 2009
Title: The Bloody Ape
Year: 2009
Starring:
Year: 2009
Starring:
George Reis,
Paul Richici,
Chris Hoskins,
Larry Koster,
Arlene Hansen,
Rating: 3 / 5 stars from 5 users.
Rating: UnratedRuntime: 77 minutes
Director:
Keith Crocker,
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