The Bloody Ape 2009 Horror Movie Review
Horror movies Review
Pitch a tent fellas, time to go campin’
Budgets don’t get lower
Wit don’t get slower
Movies don’t get cornier
Apes don’t get hornier
There’s naked chicks
and decapitated [...]
Grindhouse exploitation schlockfest at its most vile
Total Z-list horror, this is a classic Edgar Allan Poe adaption. An ape escapes the carnival and wrecks havoc in town.
Now, another reviewer says this movie never gets boring. I disagree. For the first half hour I was constantly eyeing the FF button. It’s just a bunch of idiots exchanging insults, ala Jerry Springer style. But once The Ape escapes, its all worth the wait.
Fans of beastiality, you’re in for a treat. Ape rape don’t get much better. So romantic, I think they used marshmallow fluff to simulate the ape’s erotic pleasure. Watch the Beast violate and kill the Beauty, plus watching him drive a car is pretty entertaining.
Nothing too clever here, but some good quality fun for fans of wretched grindhouse cinema.
Directed by Feith Crocker