Just when you thought it was safe to order the fish….
This time, it’s pathetic….
I think we’re gonna need a bigger budget….
Whatever tagline you choose, it will fit this fish tale that any self-respecting fisherman would throw back. Let’s face facts: "Jaws 3D" is no contender when compared to the original (or even to "Jaws 2").
What it lacks in assets such as script, special effects and believable situations, it makes up for in actors. Dennis Quaid, Bess Armstrong, Louis Gossett Jr., Simon MacCorkindale, Lea Thompson…. At one time or another, these actors have been associated with great things (heck, Gossett Jr. won an OSCAR!). Everyone has a dry spell, I guess.
About Jaws 3-D (1983)
Starring: Dennis Quaid, Louis Gossett Jr., P.H. Moriarty, Simon MacCorkindale, Rich Valliere, Alonzo Ward, Cathy Cervenka, Bess Armstrong, Jane Horner, Kathy Jenkins, Steve Mellor, John Putch, Ray Meunnich, Lea Thompson, Les Alford, Dan Blasko, Gary Anstaett, Liz Morris, Scott Christoffel, Lisa Maurer, Debbie Connoyer, Harry Grant, Mary Davis Duncan, Andy Hansen, John Floren, P.T. Horn, John Gaffey, John Edson, Joe Gilbert, Kaye Stevens
Director: Joe Alves