Corpses Are Forever 2004 Horror Movie Review

To start, I was extremely bored and suffering from insomnia when I watched this. The plot was all over the place, the acting was absolutely pathetic, and the fight scenes were downright laughable. The main character, whom looked like someone the casting director picked out in front of a liquor store, did these horrendous karate chops, kicks and punches that never seemed to connect with the zombies body.


The supporting cast was forgettable as well. The only actor that I recognized was some old guy that use to play in a lot of movies from the 70’s. He probably only acted in this mess so he could buy new dentures. And let’s not even get on the zombies!! The zombies just looked like a bunch of dirty people that hadn’t bathed in a while.


And as if I hadn’t suffered through this mess enough, I had the nerve to look at the DVD extras!!! All this section contained was some haggard looking woman showing off her dirty house. To sum up, I would rather pull all my adult teeth out than watch this again. Avoid this if you love yourself.