Strange Things Happen At Sundown 2004 Horror Movie Review

I wasted two bucks renting this pathetic piece of cinimatic crap. I actually forced myself to watch to justify the loss of my two dollars. I cannot believe a national chain would stock something this terrible. There is absolutely no plot whatsoever, just these two vampires running around killing random people and getting orgasms by some gay mind trick. ???? It looked like it was shot in a barn and a cheesy 70’s fright house using some kiddie camera. No talent either. I was as if the “director” had picked some people outside the local homeless shelter to star in this travesty. Seriously, I would rather play in a construction site porta-john then watch this movie again.