Ants 2006 Horror Movie Review

ANTS is one of those sillier-than-usual made-for-TV movies that I watched as a kid. I just watched it again this afternoon and enjoyed most of it, cheeze and all. Robert Foxworth (Prophecy) is a construction worker trying to figure out what has injured and killed members of his crew. Myrna Loy (!) and Lynda Day George (Pieces) are the mother / daughter owners of the hotel under siege by the angry little insects of the title. A pre-thighmaster Suzanne Somers is definitely a hottie, and proves that she can have ants in her pants just like anyone else! As ant-attack movies go, ANTS isn’t totally awful. While it’s not as good as THEM or PHASE IV, it is nowhere near as bad as EMPIRE OF THE ANTS (although Joan Collins is a riot)! So, prepare yourself for some sporadic crawly fun between dull stretches of tedium…