Subterano (2003) Horror Movie Review
Horror movies Review
Okay… I am not a movie snob - I can suspend my expectations and just enjoy some mindless entertainment. I think Chris Farley is hilarious. I stand up and cheer during Starship Troopers.
But there is NO redeeming quality to Subterano. I am completely shocked that some other reviewers gave this movie anything more than the lowest rating.
On paper the plot /could/ be interesting - hey, video game turned real, sounds good right? Wrong. The execution is awful, the “effects” are 70’s quality, I want to kill every one of the characters (especially the whiney one who knows the videogame), every action scene is the same (avoid the bad guy to get to the next parking level), and the bad guy is some not-scary radio controlled car.
It is the WORST movie I’ve ever tried to watch. And not worst like comically bad, or so bad it’s good, but simply not-laughing, dead-serious, “why the heck am I watching this?” bad.
Really. There is no point in watching this movie. It is awful.
About Subterano (2003)
Starring: Alex Dimitriades, Tasma Walton, Alison Whyte, Kate Sherman, Jason Stojanovski
Runtime: 96 minutes
Director: Esben Storm