Breeders 1998 Horror Movie Review
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Wanted: Intergalactic couple seeks romance + possibly more w/nubile SWF. We’re a real pair! He’s an NSGEM (Non-Smoking, Green-Eyed Monster). She’s a SCECLS (Scantily Clad, Egg-Carrying Love Slave). You’re eager to get nekkid, have an IQ that resembles a Celsius temp. reading, and reside at an unnamed female college filled w/randy staffers & idiotic administration. First date w/us includes attempts at terrorization & you being encased in a monster semen chrysalis. May include zombification. Interested? Wander down to the local sewers—we’ll be waiting! (No boyfriends (except as HDs [hors d’oeuvres]) or STDs (space-transmitted diseases).) —Keith Simanton
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About Breeders 1998
Title: Breeders
Year: 1998
Starring:
Year: 1998
Starring:
Todd Jensen,
Oliver Tobias,
Samantha Janus,
Clifton Lloyd-Bryan,
Kadamba Simmons,
Rating: 3 / 5 stars from 5 users.
Rating: R (Restricted)Runtime: 92 minutes
Director:
Paul Matthews,
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