Breeders (1998) Horror Movie Review
Horror movies Review
Wanted: Intergalactic couple seeks romance + possibly more w/nubile SWF. We’re a real pair! He’s an NSGEM (Non-Smoking, Green-Eyed Monster). She’s a SCECLS (Scantily Clad, Egg-Carrying Love Slave). You’re eager to get nekkid, have an IQ that resembles a Celsius temp. reading, and reside at an unnamed female college filled w/randy staffers & idiotic administration. First date w/us includes attempts at terrorization & you being encased in a monster semen chrysalis. May include zombification. Interested? Wander down to the local sewers—we’ll be waiting! (No boyfriends (except as HDs [hors d’oeuvres]) or STDs (space-transmitted diseases).) —Keith Simanton
Synopsis:A young writer who follows strangers for material meets a thief who takes him under his wing.
About Breeders (1998)
Starring: Lucy Russell, Jean-François Stévenin, Samuel Le Bihan, Frédéric Pierrot, Rebecca James, John Nolan, Eric Mitchell, Alex Haw, David Lloyd, Louis-Do de Lencquesaing, Antonin Dedet, Dick Bradsell, Alberto Mattiussi, Sandrine Kiberlain, Éric Houzelot, Gillian El-Kadi, Brendan Nolan, Sergio Castellitto, Hubert Gaudard, Jennifer Angel, Barbara Stepansky, Monique Vérité, Nicolas Carlotti, Emma Thomas, Aurore Clément, Guy Boulonet, Darren Ormandy, Diane Zack, Chiara Mastroianni, Jean-Pierre Thirion
Runtime: 69 minutes
Director: Christopher Nolan, Laetitia Masson
MPAA Rating: R
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