Breeders (1997) Horror Movie Review
Horror movies Review
Wanted: Intergalactic couple seeks romance + possibly more w/nubile SWF. We’re a real pair! He’s an NSGEM (Non-Smoking, Green-Eyed Monster). She’s a SCECLS (Scantily Clad, Egg-Carrying Love Slave). You’re eager to get nekkid, have an IQ that resembles a Celsius temp. reading, and reside at an unnamed female college filled w/randy staffers & idiotic administration. First date w/us includes attempts at terrorization & you being encased in a monster semen chrysalis. May include zombification. Interested? Wander down to the local sewers—we’ll be waiting! (No boyfriends (except as HDs [hors d’oeuvres]) or STDs (space-transmitted diseases).) —Keith Simanton
Synopsis:An alien travels to Earth on a meteorite and mates with humans to preserve its species and destroy humanity.
About Breeders (1997)
Starring: Todd Jensen, Clifton Lloyd Bryan, Wendy Cooper, Oliver Tobias, Laura Howland, Kadamba Simmons, Martina McAnee, Nigel Harrison, Victoria Kearsley, Melanie Walters, Sarah Callow, Katy Lawrence, Debbie Down, Richard Harrington, Katie Monroe, Robert Gwyn Davin, Miranda Hall, Geraint Morgan, Linsey Tickell, Graham Anderson, Helena Osbourne, John Danks, Amanda Prothero-Thomas, David Artus, Paul Moulton, Phil Bird, Paul Barker, Samantha Womack, Ian Parkinson
Director: Paul Matthews
MPAA Rating: R
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