Breeders (1998) Horror Movie Review
Horror movies Review
Wanted: Intergalactic couple seeks romance + possibly more w/nubile SWF. We’re a real pair! He’s an NSGEM (Non-Smoking, Green-Eyed Monster). She’s a SCECLS (Scantily Clad, Egg-Carrying Love Slave). You’re eager to get nekkid, have an IQ that resembles a Celsius temp. reading, and reside at an unnamed female college filled w/randy staffers & idiotic administration. First date w/us includes attempts at terrorization & you being encased in a monster semen chrysalis. May include zombification. Interested? Wander down to the local sewers—we’ll be waiting! (No boyfriends (except as HDs [hors d’oeuvres]) or STDs (space-transmitted diseases).) —Keith Simanton
Synopsis:A young writer who follows strangers for material meets a thief who takes him under his wing.
About Breeders (1998)
Starring: Lucy Russell, Louis-Do de Lencquesaing, Jean-François Stévenin, Samuel Le Bihan, Frédéric Pierrot, Rebecca James, John Nolan, Alex Haw, David Lloyd, Eric Mitchell, Dick Bradsell, Alberto Mattiussi, Antonin Dedet, Gillian El-Kadi, Brendan Nolan, Sandrine Kiberlain, Éric Houzelot, Jennifer Angel, Barbara Stepansky, Sergio Castellitto, Hubert Gaudard, Nicolas Carlotti, Emma Thomas, Monique Vérité, Darren Ormandy, Diane Zack, Aurore Clément, Guy Boulonet, Guy Greenway, Chiara Mastroianni
Runtime: 69 minutes
Director: Christopher Nolan, Laetitia Masson
MPAA Rating: R
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