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Title: Femalien (1999) |
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Review of Femalien
- There is a thinly, thinly, thinly veiled attempt at creating a plot and at acting in this fairly dirty blue movie. Kara (Venesa Talor) is sent to experience bodily pleasure by her alien species, which leads to numerous unconnected, plot-irrelevant encounters with all kinds of buxom babes and buff guys. The pool, the massage parlor, the avant-garde theater--these kooky humans seem to be going at it everywhere! Kara must believe that she's landed not on Earth, but the planet Silicone, but she never seems to kvetch about it. On the plus side the actors are attractive and keep their wooden deliveries at a minimum to allow full enjoyment of the wretched porno-quality soundtrack. Surprisingly, no mention of thanks to Lee Strasberg in the final credits. Plenty o' skin. --Keith Simanton
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- Posted on 2008-07-04
Silly Me...
OK, first off, I bought this one because Jacqueline Lovell (Head Of The Family, Hideous!) is in it. I admit that I paid little attention to reviews. Well, FEMALIEN is a light-hearted soft-core romp w/ just enough of a story to tie the many love-scenes together. Venesa Talor is the title character, here on earth to experience human pleasure. She uses her powers to help her in this venture. Now, I was not offended or shocked by this mostly naked movie. I guess I'm just getting old, because I found myself fast-forwarding through most of the lovey-dovey parts. However, as this sort of movie has a rather obvious objective, I'd say it accomplishes this very well indeed! The women are beautiful and the encounters are more erotic than raunchy. So, even though it's not for me, I highly recommend FEMALIEN to all the flesh fans out there...
Score: 5
- Posted on 2008-02-25
A treat for porn fans..but others should avoid it.
A futuristic Emanuelle has a gorgeous alien traveller visit earth to collect sexual experiences that have become extinct on her planet. She first sees a couple in a lawnchair locked in wild passionate intimate embraces, than we learn with her touch and a flash of light she can excite any human to have sex. While the plot is thin, there's plenty of soft core excitement from Randy Fontana and Sybil Richard's direction, well known for working on Mitchell Brothers pictures.
Score: 4
- Posted on 2007-08-07
Sexy aliens
Need I say more...oh yeah they are naked a lot, most are well endowed and involved in sexual situations. This movie contains several hot girl-girl scenes. That said my favorite is the opening scene with the bikini babe being watched by my favorite topless "alien".
Score: 5 - Posted on 2007-08-06
somewhat ok
This was an ok film except for the fact that during the sex scenes they had music to block out the women moaning.
Score: 3
- Posted on 2007-08-01
Femalien
This is one of the worst plots, but no worse than many porn plots. The Femalien, who is obviouslyover-sexed, is sent to Earth to observe and participate in human experience -- almost all of it sexual. Contains frontal nudity.
Score: 1