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posted on 04-20-2011 10:27 am
ok sifor you really are falling into the jokes i love telling .....those are some funny sht ....i wished i
at the edge of the world ,over the grass i fly ,knowing the gait is right ,without knowing why,..a feather…thin fate glowing….-in a golden eye.
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posted on 04-20-2011 11:11 am
Shall I continue? I have a lot more...
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posted on 04-20-2011 11:19 am
sure why not thre funny as huh hell yeah thats the word.
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posted on 04-20-2011 11:22 am
What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.Edited by Sifor on 04-20-2011 11:22 am
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posted on 04-20-2011 11:25 am
Know what's gross? A dead baby in a trash bin. Know what's worse? 100 dead babies in a trash bin. Know what's worse? The one at the bottom is still alive. Know what's worse? He has to eat his way out. Know what's worse? He enjoys it.
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posted on 04-20-2011 11:26 am
What is more fun than pushing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.
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posted on 04-20-2011 11:26 am
lol sifor ....i should copy them .
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posted on 04-20-2011 11:28 am
I have a ton more...
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Joutey
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posted on 04-20-2011 11:30 am
cool well this is where you could write them than. hey got to go .peace
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posted on 04-20-2011 11:46 am
Why is sex like money in the bank?
Because when you withdraw, you lose interest.
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posted on 04-20-2011 11:49 am
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist.
The doctor took one look at this woman and all his
professionalism went out the window.
He immediately told her to undress. After she had
disrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh. Doing
so, he asked her, "Do you know what I'm doing?"
"Yes," she replied, "you're checking for any abrasions
or dermatological abnormalities." "That is right," said
the doctor. He then began to fondle her breasts. "Do
you know what I'm doing now?" he asked.
"Yes," the woman said, "you're checking for any lumps or
breast cancer." "Correct," replied the shady doctor.
Finally, he mounted his patient and started having sexual
intercourse with her. He asked, "Do you know what I'm doing
now?"
"Yes," she said. "You're getting herpes; which is why I came
here in the first place."
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posted on 04-20-2011 01:03 pm
hahahaha o my gosh vampireprincess thtz sooo weird and gross!!!! :/
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posted on 04-20-2011 01:20 pm
good one
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posted on 04-20-2011 01:37 pm
lmao...lol....ahahaha....you are good at this vampireprincess!!!!!!!!!!
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posted on 04-20-2011 03:26 pm
thanx
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