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  posted on 04-18-2011 03:56 pm
okay im not good with the jokes but i got one ....someof you might

at the edge of the world ,over the grass i fly ,knowing the gait is right ,without knowing why,..a feather…thin fate glowing….-in a golden eye.


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posted on 04-18-2011 03:57 pm
read if you dare.

at the edge of the world ,over the grass i fly ,knowing the gait is right ,without knowing why,..a feather…thin fate glowing….-in a golden eye.


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posted on 04-18-2011 06:05 pm
A young boy asked his mother "Ma, is it true that people can be taken

apart like machines?" "Of course not, where did you hear such nonsense?"

replied by his mother The young boy answered " The other day, Daddy was

talking to someone on the phone, and he said that he screwed the a** off

his secretary."
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posted on 04-18-2011 06:06 pm
Q: How do you tell if you're making love to a nurse, a schoolteacher, or

an airline stewardess?



A: A nurse says: "This won't hurt a bit." A schoolteacher says, "We're

going to have to do this over and over

again until we get it right." An airline stewardess says, "Just hold this

over your mouth and nose, and breath

normally."
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posted on 04-18-2011 08:02 pm
LMFAO!
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posted on 04-18-2011 11:44 pm
thats funny indeed.. LMAOOOOOOOO

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posted on 04-18-2011 11:46 pm
I just get this somewhere.. smile hope u like it...

A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her and kissed her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her."

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posted on 04-19-2011 08:37 am
lol...you are finny vampireprincess1...you too.Lai.....

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posted on 04-19-2011 10:34 am
wow those are so funny lol you guys

at the edge of the world ,over the grass i fly ,knowing the gait is right ,without knowing why,..a feather…thin fate glowing….-in a golden eye.


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posted on 04-19-2011 10:35 am
lol
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posted on 04-19-2011 10:39 am
funny but messed up,

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posted on 04-19-2011 11:05 am
very off the chart but funny.

at the edge of the world ,over the grass i fly ,knowing the gait is right ,without knowing why,..a feather…thin fate glowing….-in a golden eye.


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posted on 04-19-2011 11:30 am
well there none jokes that i know of but ......i know that sadsin is back ..............meaning me oh i bet you mother fcker didnt know that .
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posted on 04-19-2011 03:36 pm
shut up dead bird ...thats what you are since chicks belong with the chickens.

yuor a chicken.

at the edge of the world ,over the grass i fly ,knowing the gait is right ,without knowing why,..a feather…thin fate glowing….-in a golden eye.


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posted on 04-19-2011 04:42 pm
I have a rather dark sense of humor... Want to hear some "awful" jokes?

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