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posted on 02-10-2011 06:51 pm Hey guys got anything funny to share?
Here this is what I found on the internet the other day:
A little kid asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?"
"Both son. God is both."
After awhile the kid comes again and asks, "Daddy, is God black or white?"
"Both son, both."
"Daddy, does God love children?"
"Yes son, he loves all children."
The child returns a few minutes later and says, "Daddy, is Michael Jackson God?"
Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day, while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool, and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.
When the medical director became aware of Edna's heroic act, he
immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital. He now considered her to be mentally stable. When he went to tell Edna the news, he said, "Edna I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is, Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am sorry, but he's dead."
Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon did you say I can go home?"
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posted on 02-11-2011 10:41 am I Like soft tacos and my BVFFE's grandpa died yesterday, and it was his 101 b-day!!!! :(
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posted on 02-11-2011 10:47 am thats sad..
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posted on 02-11-2011 10:48 am yep and random
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posted on 02-11-2011 10:53 am oh
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posted on 02-11-2011 10:56 am LOL u had to sing alphabet
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posted on 02-11-2011 10:56 am .......STALKER!!! *runs away*
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posted on 02-11-2011 10:57 am *Yawns*
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posted on 02-10-2011 06:51 pm 
