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Immortal1
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posted on 02-25-2011 09:12 pm
Vampire17. Me and Jackie are so more of fans of twilight then you. That we could walk circles around you
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posted on 02-25-2011 09:13 pm
Size doesnt matter. Its the way you use it
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posted on 02-25-2011 09:13 pm
LOL how many times have U read Twilight?? and how long does it take??

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posted on 02-25-2011 09:14 pm
@Superblonde

Um ... You read it aswell. Sheesh a fiction of fictions...
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posted on 02-25-2011 09:15 pm
Jackie tell Vampire17. That you have read all the twilights so far. An that we own and have watched every movie so far
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posted on 02-25-2011 09:15 pm
I own all four books, yes. As for how many times I've read them, once. I work on my own stories wink

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posted on 02-25-2011 09:16 pm
I read A LOT!!! it's my fav. thing to do.. ^.^

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posted on 02-25-2011 09:18 pm
LOL i've read Twilight 11 times... New Moon 2 times cuz it makes me cry....Eclipse 2 times.... Breaking Dawn um... 3 times.... rasberry and i've watched all the movies own them 2!!! and i can't wait till Breaking Dawn part one comes out!!!!!!!!!!

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posted on 02-25-2011 09:18 pm
Vampire17 Do you have a man or a woman
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posted on 02-25-2011 09:19 pm
I have a really nasty sex joke to tell. Vampire17 close your eyes you cant read this
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posted on 02-25-2011 09:19 pm
do i have an man or women?? like am i single?    yea i'm single if that's what ur asking

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posted on 02-25-2011 09:23 pm
1. Expensive [**]: Most [**] falls into this definition. Expensive [**] can be recognized by the following - fur coats, $500 dresses, spandex, bright colored shorts, and shirts with greek letters on them. 98% of the [**] found on the USC campus falls into this catagory.

Advantages: If you can afford it, it will be great.

Disadvantages: Many, mostly in the form of checking account depletion. Often not worth it.

 



2. Cheap [**]: Very rare. Usually comes in the form of a girlfriend of yours who will not go away no matter what you do. Cheap [**] can be recognized by the following - she will often pay for dinner, understands when you are broke, calls every day, wants it constantly, easily hurt, but shakes it off.

Advantages: Inexpensive, guaranteed, loving, will try anything once and sometimes twice. You're lucky if you find this.

Disadvantages: Won't go away, possessive, bugs you all the time, can keep you from the tasks of finding other [**], will eventually want to get married and/or have children soon thus ruining it. Often not worth it.

 



3. Hired [**]: Found in the Hollywood area of Southern Cal and in every other large city in the US and abroad. Recognized by scanty clothes and come-hither looks. Expense varies greatly with the quality. The difference between Hired [**] and Expensive [**] is that the money is up-front.

Advantages: You don't have to stick around, won't tell your girlfriend, doesn't care who you are or what you look like, often very experienced, usually cheaper than Expensive [**].

Disadvantages: More expensive than Cheap [**] in the long run, risk of disease is high, is illegal in most areas and the risk of jail time is high. Often not worth it.

 



4. Virgin [**]: This type is getting rarer each day. Recognized by conservative clothes, good manners, and a marked distaste for dirty jokes and [**]o movies. Can be very loving if you promise marriage, but will cause you more problems as you go along. Frustration level is high as Virgin [**] tends to want to stay that way for some unknown reason.

Advantages: Risk of disease is very low, will offer a very tight "fit" if it gives in, sometimes open to new experience, will often offer "other" services if Virginity is to be maintained.

Disadvantages: Usually will not give in until marriage, will cause discomfort upon use, not very imaginative, not usually using birth control which can cause "accidents," can only be used once. Usually not worth it unless you're into that sort of thing.

 



5. Nympho [**]: Very rare. Recognized by the tendency to drag you by your balls into bed and going at it to the point of exhaustion. Very experienced, will teach you things you never knew. Expense varies depending on level of Nymphomania.

Advantages: Will send you into la-la land, will try anything once.

Disadvantages: You are probably not the only one, thus disease risk can be high, will tire you out and ask for more, can be unstable, will not give a steady relationship. Often not worth it.

 



6. Frigid [**]: Less rare. See (4) for recognition. Difference is that this [**] will not yield no matter what. Any expense involved is simply wasted (unless you are into real frustration).

Advantages: There are no advantages.

Disadvantages: Too many to list here. Best to stay away once recognized. Never worth it.

 



7. Innocent Nympho [**]: Rare. Recognized by being in a small, sweet, innocent package which you would never in a million years think would give in, but when it does, you are in for a hell of a surprise. Often mistaken for (4). Expense varies, but usually falls into the cheaper catagory.

Advantages: The surprise is blissful. Always worth it. Keep it if you can.

Disadvantages: If (4) is mistaken for (7), serious consequences may result. May or may not be faithful.

 



8. Party [**]: Found at bars and at parties. Recognized by glass of wine in hand and bloodshot eyes. Will engage in group festivities while completely ripped. Expense usually covers drinks. Make sure you are not ripped as to better enjoy the experience.

Advantages: Easy to obtain unless you are real unlucky. Be sure to say the right things.

Disadvantages: Disease risk is high, will not usually remain faithful, the Support System may tend to puke all over you. Often not worth it.

 



9. Nutsy [**]: Support System has psychological problems. Recognized by the fact that she will go out with you, then spill her problems on you. May tend to kill you while you sleep. Gives in for no apparent reason. Usually found as a quiet co-worker.

Advantages: Easy.

Disadvantages: Never really worth it.
Immortal1
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posted on 02-25-2011 09:24 pm
Children should not read this
Jackie
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posted on 02-25-2011 09:28 pm
Lol, no they shouldn't.

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posted on 02-25-2011 09:28 pm
O.O u people scare me..... *shudders*

I can’t drown my demons. They know how to swim.


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