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posted on 11-9-2006 at 11:08 PM
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THE GODDAMN COPIED AND PASTED LEGEND OF MEAT FLAPS!!!!!!
Ok enough talking about it, I finnally copied and pasted the WHOLE legend of Meat Flaps and have posted it below. Enjoy all.
Once Long ago there lived A great roman dominatrix.... named Meat-Flaps. meat-flaps had many fantasies...one of them being... ............to poke
peoples eyes out with her 10 inch nipples.................... Then show the video tape to the persons family during a close relatives wedding and
watch in pleasure as the bride leaves the now eyeless husband. people were slapped, marriages were ended, a good time was had by all. -But then
something un-speakable happened. when a nipple loving 2ft carnie dropped out the sky Grabbed the guys wife then smacked her fat ass, and called her
Larry............ and said smoothly.... "I think somebody [Censored] in my pants†to which she replied... "IT WAS ME!!!!!!
MWAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!" Then everyone in the build ran out screaming, with the look of horror on their faces.
Meanwhile in a galaxy far far away.... The Dark Lord Ass-Ramm was feindishly plotting to...... penetrate meat-flaps defensive positions around her
planet with his army of deadly, ass raping winged monkey's from beyond the grave, he proceeded to.... rain down death and feces upon the good people
of Jelly-Nut Village.......... until they could take no more, then they Contacted Meatflaps to form a resistance against their opressors meat flaps hd
suspected such an attack and had already flanked the invaddin army and come up behind there... commanding officer and gave him an ATOMIC WEDGIE FROM
SPACE-HELL!!! Then the lights dimmed and Shao Khan said: "Finish him".... Then meatflaps took out her nipples and stabbed the guy through the
eyes...... but unbeknownst to meat flaps, the guy had a secret eye in his... on one of his knees which he used to look at her monstrously misshapen
kooter....................HER ONLY WEAKNESS. So he plays dead while the nipples penetrate his upper eyes, then smiles vengefully as he devises a plan
to attack meatflaps weakness. one can only hope that meat-flaps remembered extra underwear of her disgustingly deformed vaginal opening but unlucky
for the guy she did where extra inpenetrable underwear... and so his heinous plan was stopped by her soiled panties of impenetrableness. The horde of
deadly, ass raping winged monkey's from beyond the grave watched as their leader was defeat in battle then took a header off a cliff into a
bottomless pit. Then the monkey's turned to meatflaps......... who stood there with a look of vengeance in her eyes, and crushed the monkeys heads in
her copious cleavage..... she then stepped back and observed as an army of Yogurt-Spitting Trouser Trouts ascended upon her and..... She had to take
evasive action inorder to dodge the blasts of yogart.... but it was no use, and she soon found her self glued to the ground with man-chowder Then the
trouts explain about their plan to invade earth, and flood it with their yogart..... after there explanation, all meat flaps could do was sit there in
shock as the trouts..... Prepared their giant space ship for a one stop trip to earth. As the trouts were momentarily occupied by the ships initial
start-up sequences. Meatflaps used it to her advantage, and....... crushed their ships one by one under the weight of her colossal beef-curtains and
then................. broke her hip trying to dance... So she gets a radio message from earth telling her to report back for her victory party, and as
an added bonus:"There will be punch, and pie". the pie was delicious, but sadly.............the punch was a little watered down ......and
Poisoned..... and Mighty Meat-Flaps died a most painful death.......... After her body fell to the floor, the people that served the punch and pie
took off their masks to reveal their true identities. They were Goat Legged -Necrophiliac assasins with yellow teeth. They took the now dead body of
meatflaps to the underground bunker where they............ violently [Censored] her back to life in a horrible sexual blood-frenzy of grossness After
Meatflaps awoke to find her body being defiled by these beings, the horror was to much to bear. But luckily for her since she was alive the
necrophiliac assasins had no more interest, so she was free to escape the underground bunker...... but not before cleaning out their fridge and giving
all of them wedgies for their troubles Before Meatflaps could get home to take a shower, to remove the blood, and filth from body, she was encountered
by.................. ..........SUBTERRANEAN PENIS-BIRDS FROM HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So she hides in a near-by cave inorder to avoid the attack,
but then flaps found a secret that has laid dormant since the begining of time......... her long-lost parents...............Knob-Gobbler and
Rump-Ranger!!!!!!!!!! They went to embrace her in a round of family bliss, then took a look at her disgustingly bloody, and unidentified fluid soaked
body.
and disowned her So meatflaps did what any of us would do. She pulled the rest of her torn shirt down, and used her special eye peircing weapons.
and sent her parents on a one-way trip to hell knob-gobbler and rump-ranger vowed revenge, so they went straight to satan, and asked..............
"which way to the man in charge of this hell-hole?" to which Satan replied........ take a left, right, middle, and ask the person in fornt if hes a
lawyer" "if he says yes.................he's lying, because i'm in charge around here and don't you forget it you cocksuckers As they grimace in
fear, rump-ranger remebered the plan that is suppose to bring them back to life......... ..........so he and Satan violently Double-Stuff
Knob-Gobbler, and by doing so they all [Censored] eachother back into existence, then the three of them proceed to............................ Go
their seperate was, inorder to continue with the plans for revenge on be-half of Meatflaps. And from there.............things just got very strange,
for example...............
Knob Gobbler purchased a pair of "nipple deflecting" eye wear, and Rump-ranger acquired a gigantic dildo to attack the weak point of Meat-flaps. By
knowing her weakness, they both were able to attain the right tools for the revenge mission.
unfortunately she traded for different weaknesses.....................so all they did was waste time and money. Little did Meatflaps know, that one of
the subterranean penis-birds from hell caught a glimpse of meatflaps, as she was trading in her weakness. The bird then flew at mach speeds to warn
her parents about their out-dated plans, so they could exchange their items for a full refund....... unforyunately, the penis-bird wasn't going to
tell them for free. in exchange for the info the penis bird demanded......................... Every penis ever created......So to this knob gobbler,
and rump ranger had to acquire all of earths current penis's, and resurect dead peoples penis's..... .......but unfortunately they could seem to
find their penis-resurrection spell So the two set out to destroy meatflaps without special weapons for her weakness, thinking that they will still be
able to pull of a victory, and avenge their needless deaths, and may-be if theres time re-seal Satan in hell. unfortunately Satan was getting
fucked-up in a bar...................and they didn't know which one, so..........
They decided to catch Meatflaps at her most vulnerable. So, sent 2 dozen pizza's to her house. Knowing that she will eat them and eventually have to
take a massive [Censored] ..... and that is when they will strike. but to their dismay................she wasn't home, because she was
sneaking up RIGHT BEHIND THEM!!!!! When they realized her position.....It was to late. Meat flaps did the dreaded double nipple eye penetration
attack. Slayed her parents then sent them screaming back to hell
having won a decisive victory over her hellbound parents, Meat-Flaps decided that it was time to go home, where she would eat a bucket of bloody fish
heads and play with herself. Good times were had by all except for her half-brother Knob-Snot, who was in the middle of a life sentence of being
anally raped by giant two-headed flying pirhanas.
And that is where we stopped lol. What you all think??
Heart and lungs consumed from inside,
but my pain doesn't end,
I have not died...
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posted on 11-10-2006 at 06:05 PM
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WOOO-HOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
NOW WHEN I PRINT IT OUT I'LL JUST HAVE TO COPY AND PASTE FROM HERE!!!!!!!!!! YOU [Censored] RULE!!!!!!!!
I calculated the odds of this succeeding versus the odds I was doing something incredibly stupid... and I went ahead anyway.
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posted on 11-10-2006 at 07:46 PM
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why thankyou lol. its awesome huh? lol.
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posted on 11-13-2006 at 05:26 PM
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 This deserves a standing ovation........ Really man you have done a
tremendous deed!!!!! btw how long did it take? just curious 
"The next best thing to killing a person, is scaring the living [Censored] out of them!"
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posted on 11-13-2006 at 05:31 PM
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[Censored] AAAAGES copy and paste copy and paste copy and paste copy and paste copy and paste copy and paste copy and paste copy and paste
next page copy and paste copy and paste copy and paste copy and paste copy and paste copy and paste copy and paste copy and paste copy and paste copy
and paste you get the idea lol. Lol, wouldnt be much of a moderator if i didnt do EXTREMELY IMPORTANT DEEDS SUCH AS THIS for the forum aye? lmao.
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posted on 11-13-2006 at 05:32 PM
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:O Meatflaps should be the Hellhorror forum mascot lol.
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posted on 11-13-2006 at 05:48 PM
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ahhhhhh now that sounds like an idea
"The next best thing to killing a person, is scaring the living [Censored] out of them!"
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posted on 11-13-2006 at 07:23 PM
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Lol, someones gotta come up with a drawing of her then... o_O
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posted on 11-17-2006 at 05:36 PM
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Yes............the time has come.........................
I calculated the odds of this succeeding versus the odds I was doing something incredibly stupid... and I went ahead anyway.
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posted on 11-17-2006 at 06:56 PM
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Visualize and draw Meatflaps.....in EXTREME graphic detail...
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