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posted on 3-15-2007 at 08:48 PM
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How would u want to die
TextHow would you want to die?
1. Be stuffed and hung on a wa ll like a deer.
2. Be cut up into tiny little pieces.
3. Be burned.
4. Have your head cut off
Or just live to suffer the slow death?
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posted on 3-16-2007 at 12:48 PM
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 Ooow all such wonderful options.......guess if I had to choose............
I'll go with 2. Be cut up into tiny little pieces. I would want to have a very painful death, so when I get to Hell I have a good story to tell the
female devils. I'm willing to bet an exciting story in hell will get you further than buying a drink for a girl here: Sexy female devil: "so how'd
you die?" chump: "I was shot..." Sexy female devil: "Freakin loser"......... Sexy female devil: "what about you big boy?" JS-man: "O well I
was walking home from a night of drinking, and fornication......When I was captured by Terrorists....... They tortured me half to death....... So
while the guard was asleep I choked him with his own shoe laces, then made my escape......On the way out I stopped to save a beached whale that they
were going to sell for drug money, and bananas...... So as I approached, the fukking thing it stabbed me with its sticky fork tongue, and sliced me to
ribbons with its razor sharp teeth.......... So here i am all because I have a kind heart (weep)........" Sexy female devil: (swoon)
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posted on 4-2-2007 at 02:47 PM
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Painless and peaceful
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posted on 4-2-2007 at 06:40 PM
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in the most utterly absurd way possible
I calculated the odds of this succeeding versus the odds I was doing something incredibly stupid... and I went ahead anyway.
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posted on 4-3-2007 at 01:14 PM
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Which happens to be: eaten by an orange goat on Labor day.
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posted on 4-3-2007 at 06:05 PM
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more absurd than that
I calculated the odds of this succeeding versus the odds I was doing something incredibly stupid... and I went ahead anyway.
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JS-man
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posted on 4-10-2007 at 01:12 PM
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being rapped to death by a pink moose that foams from the mouth, and lays multi-colored ultra-violet easter eggs?
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posted on 4-12-2007 at 06:13 PM
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slightly more absurd than even that
I calculated the odds of this succeeding versus the odds I was doing something incredibly stupid... and I went ahead anyway.
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JS-man
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posted on 4-18-2007 at 03:14 PM
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 .....ok I give.....How do you want to die?
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Mad_Mexicoy
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posted on 5-11-2007 at 03:22 PM
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quite absurdly
I calculated the odds of this succeeding versus the odds I was doing something incredibly stupid... and I went ahead anyway.
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JS-man
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posted on 5-14-2007 at 02:15 PM
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Ram shafted by the Queen of England in front of your parents while smoking a rolled up ouija board, and juggling the Easter bunny's balls........all
while dressed in a Marylin Monroe outfit thats been creamed on by Grimmis, the seven dwarves, and the entire cast of "Saved by the bell"?
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posted on 5-15-2007 at 04:03 PM
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I calculated the odds of this succeeding versus the odds I was doing something incredibly stupid... and I went ahead anyway.
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posted on 5-21-2007 at 05:08 PM
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Jesus, in no way can ANYTHING be more absurd than that...
Heart and lungs consumed from inside,
but my pain doesn't end,
I have not died...
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posted on 5-22-2007 at 03:06 PM
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the easter bunny, the dwarves, grimmis, and the saved by the bell cast stick around after the dress-creaming to take pictures and they're all dressed
up like the hamburglar
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posted on 7-3-2007 at 10:37 PM
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I would like to think I would go very peacfully, boring arnt I?
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posted on 7-4-2007 at 04:25 AM
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................................................uh huh
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posted on 7-7-2007 at 02:21 PM
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Thats one hell of a question & I love some of the replies.
I think i'd opt for something fast , like having my head lopped off with a sword. I have another idea but it's a little x-rated (lol) 
*Daz*
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posted on 7-8-2007 at 06:35 AM
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X - rated Daz? Now theres a thought lol
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posted on 7-8-2007 at 12:55 PM
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fast and unexpected i dont go for the pain thing well not much anyway  lol
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posted on 7-15-2007 at 04:39 PM
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But pain is how you know that you are truely alive......
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posted on 9-13-2007 at 03:50 AM
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Honestly, I'd want to die in either my true loves arms, or a secluded place where I would rest forever, and everyone forget me. Then of course I'd
be in hell....
92% of teens, have moved on to rap music. If you are part of the 8% who still rock out every day, post this somewhere.
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posted on 9-18-2007 at 07:46 PM
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Hit by an asteroid while i'm being mauled by anchovies
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