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Mad_Mexicoy
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posted on 5-9-2006 at 05:56 AM
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unforyunately, the penis-bird wasn't going to tell them for free. in exchange for the info the penis bird demanded.........................
I calculated the odds of this succeeding versus the odds I was doing something incredibly stupid... and I went ahead anyway.
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posted on 5-12-2006 at 04:39 PM
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Every penis ever created......So to this knob gobbler, and rump ranger had to acquire all of earths current penis's, and resurect dead peoples
penis's.....
"The next best thing to killing a person, is scaring the living [Censored] out of them!"
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posted on 5-15-2006 at 06:26 AM
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this story is getting out of hand
.......but unfortunately they could seem to find their penis-resurrection spell
I calculated the odds of this succeeding versus the odds I was doing something incredibly stupid... and I went ahead anyway.
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posted on 5-16-2006 at 07:18 PM
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( yea, I wonder at what point did this story get totally screwed up)
So the two set out to destroy meatflaps without special weapons for her weakness, thinking that they will still be able to pull of a victory, and
avenge their needless deaths, and may-be if theres time re-seal Satan in hell.
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posted on 5-19-2006 at 07:13 AM
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unfortunately Satan was getting fucked-up in a bar...................and they didn't know which one, so..........
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posted on 6-8-2006 at 12:44 PM
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They decided to catch Meatflaps at her most vulnerable. So, sent 2 dozen pizza's to her house. Knowing that she will eat them and eventually have to
take a massive shit ..... and that is when they will strike.
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posted on 6-17-2006 at 03:51 PM
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but to their dismay................she wasn't home, because she was sneaking up RIGHT BEHIND THEM!!!!!
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posted on 6-27-2006 at 03:53 PM
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When they realized her position.....It was to late. Meat flaps did the dreaded double nipple eye penetration attack. Slayed her parents then sent them
screaming back to hell.
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posted on 7-3-2006 at 10:24 PM
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having won a decisive victory over her hellbound parents, Meat-Flaps decided that it was time to go home, where she would eat a bucket of bloody fish
heads and play with herself
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posted on 7-5-2006 at 02:45 PM
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Good times were had by all
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posted on 7-28-2006 at 04:18 AM
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except for her half-brother Knob-Snot, who was in the middle of a life sentence of being anally raped by giant two-headed flying pirhanas
I calculated the odds of this succeeding versus the odds I was doing something incredibly stupid... and I went ahead anyway.
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posted on 9-1-2006 at 06:08 PM
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*Off topic I know, but we should really try to get this published...
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posted on 9-6-2006 at 12:13 PM
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LMAO!! im sure it would be a best seller....... I wonder what kinda people will buy it?
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posted on 9-8-2006 at 09:03 PM
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people like us...nice and normal.....*cough*...
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posted on 10-5-2006 at 07:39 PM
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i'm actually thinking about going through all of this [Censored],typing it up, and printing it out so i can show some of my friends
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posted on 10-23-2006 at 12:43 PM
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Why go through all that when you could get a group together, get on stage, and act the whole thing out........Who would not want to see this story
acted out, with music, while drinking wine, and eating mutton chops.
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posted on 10-27-2006 at 12:04 AM
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Oooh...thatsa good idea!
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posted on 11-3-2006 at 06:21 AM
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That would be the most pointless and retardedly amusing thing that anybody could ever do
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posted on 11-3-2006 at 06:24 AM
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i'm still gonna print out though................whether or not it ever makes it to the stage
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posted on 11-3-2006 at 12:47 PM
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Hel yeah man, try to post it all at once here so we can read through it all without changin page or anything.
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posted on 11-9-2006 at 09:16 PM
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....................................perhaps
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posted on 11-9-2006 at 10:52 PM
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Lol, someone needs to lol.
Heart and lungs consumed from inside,
but my pain doesn't end,
I have not died...
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posted on 11-16-2006 at 02:00 PM
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Hows about we start a new story????? 
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posted on 11-17-2006 at 05:20 PM
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sounds good
I suppose i can start this one................
*Clears Throat* Long ago, there was
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posted on 11-20-2006 at 01:46 PM
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......a giant ogre that liked to eat truffles......
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