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posted on 3-28-2006 at 09:01 PM
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......and Poisoned.....
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Mad_Mexicoy
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posted on 3-29-2006 at 06:31 AM
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and Mighty Meat-Flaps died a most painful death..........
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posted on 3-29-2006 at 08:44 PM
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After her body fell to the floor, the people that served the punch and pie took off their masks to reveal their true identities. They were Goat Legged
-Necrophiliac assasins with yellow teeth. They took the now dead body of meatflaps to the underground bunker where they............
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posted on 3-30-2006 at 08:22 PM
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violently [Censored] her back to life in a horrible sexual blood-frenzy of grossness
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JS-man
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posted on 4-3-2006 at 12:39 PM
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After Meatflaps awoke to find her body being defiled by these beings, the horror was to much to bear. But luckily for her since she was alive the
necrophiliac assasins had no more interest, so she was free to escape the underground bunker......
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Mad_Mexicoy
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posted on 4-3-2006 at 07:48 PM
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but not before cleaning out their fridge and giving all of them wedgies for their troubles
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JS-man
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posted on 4-4-2006 at 12:42 PM
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Before Meatflaps could get home to take a shower, to remove the blood, and filth from body, she was encountered by..................
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posted on 4-5-2006 at 07:43 AM
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..........SUBTERRANEAN PENIS-BIRDS FROM HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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JS-man
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posted on 4-5-2006 at 12:38 PM
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 LMFAO (Where do you come up with this [Censored])
So she hides in a near-by cave inorder to avoid the attack, but then flaps found a secret that has laid dormant since the begining of time.........
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posted on 4-6-2006 at 06:48 AM
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her long-lost parents...............Knob-Gobbler and Rump-Ranger!!!!!!!!!!
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posted on 4-6-2006 at 12:39 PM
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They went to embrace her in a round of family bliss, then took a look at her disgustingly bloody, and unidentified fluid soaked body.
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posted on 4-6-2006 at 06:34 PM
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and disowned her
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JS-man
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posted on 4-6-2006 at 08:20 PM
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So meatflaps did what any of us would do. She pulled the rest of her torn shirt down, and used her special eye peircing weapons.
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posted on 4-6-2006 at 08:21 PM
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and sent her parents on a one-way trip to hell
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JS-man
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posted on 4-7-2006 at 01:13 PM
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knob-gobbler and rump-ranger vowed revenge, so they went straight to satan, and asked..............
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posted on 4-8-2006 at 04:41 AM
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"which way to the man in charge of this hell-hole?" to which Satan replied........
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posted on 4-15-2006 at 01:57 PM
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" take a left, right, middle, and ask the person in fornt if hes a lawyer"
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posted on 4-20-2006 at 06:49 AM
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"if he says yes.................he's lying, because i'm in charge around here and don't you forget it you cocksuckers
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posted on 4-20-2006 at 01:07 PM
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As they grimace in fear, rump-ranger remebered the plan that is suppose to bring them back to life..................
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posted on 4-26-2006 at 07:34 AM
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............so he and Satan violently Double-Stuff Knob-Gobbler, and by doing so they all [Censored] eachother back into existence, then the
three of them proceed to............................
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posted on 4-27-2006 at 01:00 PM
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Go their seperate was, inorder to continue with the plans for revenge on be-half of Meatflaps.
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Mad_Mexicoy
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posted on 4-27-2006 at 08:31 PM
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And from there.............things just got very strange, for example...............
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JS-man
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posted on 4-28-2006 at 12:44 PM
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Knob Gobbler purchased a pair of "nipple deflecting" eye wear, and Rump-ranger acquired a gigantic dildo to attack the weak point of Meat-flaps. By
knowing her weakness, they both were able to attain the right tools for the revenge mission.
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posted on 4-29-2006 at 03:08 AM
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unfortunately she traded for different weaknesses.....................so all they did was waste time and money.
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posted on 5-8-2006 at 12:59 PM
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Little did Meatflaps know, that one of the subterranean penis-birds from hell caught a glimpse of meatflaps, as she was trading in her weakness. The
bird then flew at mach speeds to warn her parents about their out-dated plans, so they could exchange their items for a full refund.......
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