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posted on 3-13-2006 at 08:53 PM
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until they could take no more, then they
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posted on 3-13-2006 at 09:02 PM
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Contacted Meatflaps to form a resistance against their opressors
"The next best thing to killing a person, is scaring the living [Censored] out of them!"
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(sethgecko)
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posted on 3-13-2006 at 10:36 PM
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meat flaps hd suspected such an attack and had already flanked the invaddin army and come up behind there...
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posted on 3-14-2006 at 11:00 PM
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commanding officer and gave him an ATOMIC WEDGIE FROM SPACE-HELL!!!
I calculated the odds of this succeeding versus the odds I was doing something incredibly stupid... and I went ahead anyway.
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posted on 3-15-2006 at 01:21 PM
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Then the lights dimmed and Shao Khan said: "Finish him".... Then meatflaps took out her nipples and stabbed the guy through the eyes......
"The next best thing to killing a person, is scaring the living [Censored] out of them!"
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(sethgecko)
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posted on 3-15-2006 at 07:09 PM
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but unbeknownst to meat flaps, the guy had a secret eye in his...
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posted on 3-15-2006 at 09:07 PM
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on one of his knees which he used to look at her monstrously misshapen kooter....................HER ONLY WEAKNESS
I calculated the odds of this succeeding versus the odds I was doing something incredibly stupid... and I went ahead anyway.
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posted on 3-15-2006 at 09:10 PM
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So he plays dead while the nipples penetrate his upper eyes, then smiles vengefully as he devises a plan to attack meatflaps weakness.
"The next best thing to killing a person, is scaring the living [Censored] out of them!"
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posted on 3-15-2006 at 09:15 PM
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one can only hope that meat-flaps remembered extra underwear of her disgustingly deformed vaginal opening
I calculated the odds of this succeeding versus the odds I was doing something incredibly stupid... and I went ahead anyway.
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(sethgecko)
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posted on 3-16-2006 at 08:03 PM
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but unlucky for the guy she did where extra inpenetrable underwear...
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posted on 3-16-2006 at 10:23 PM
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and so his heinous plan was stopped by her soiled panties of impenetrableness
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posted on 3-17-2006 at 01:22 PM
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The horde of deadly, ass raping winged monkey's from beyond the grave watched as their leader was defeat in battle then took a header off a cliff
into a bottomless pit. Then the monkey's turned to meatflaps.........
"The next best thing to killing a person, is scaring the living [Censored] out of them!"
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posted on 3-17-2006 at 03:45 PM
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who stood there with a look of vengeance in her
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posted on 3-19-2006 at 01:31 AM
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her eyes, and crushed the monkeys heads in her copious cleavage.....
I calculated the odds of this succeeding versus the odds I was doing something incredibly stupid... and I went ahead anyway.
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posted on 3-19-2006 at 10:01 AM
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she then stepped back and observed
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posted on 3-20-2006 at 06:28 AM
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as an army of Yogurt-Spitting Trouser Trouts ascended upon her and.....
I calculated the odds of this succeeding versus the odds I was doing something incredibly stupid... and I went ahead anyway.
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posted on 3-20-2006 at 01:18 PM
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She had to take evasive action inorder to dodge the blasts of yogart....
"The next best thing to killing a person, is scaring the living [Censored] out of them!"
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posted on 3-22-2006 at 08:00 AM
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but it was no use, and she soon found her self glued to the ground with man-chowder
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posted on 3-22-2006 at 01:37 PM
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Then the trouts explain about their plan to invade earth, and flood it with their yogart.....
"The next best thing to killing a person, is scaring the living [Censored] out of them!"
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posted on 3-22-2006 at 09:07 PM
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after there explanation, all meat flaps could do was sit there in shock as the trouts.......
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posted on 3-23-2006 at 09:04 PM
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Prepared their giant space ship for a one stop trip to earth. As the trouts were momentarily occupied by the ships initial start-up sequences.
Meatflaps used it to her advantage, and.......
"The next best thing to killing a person, is scaring the living [Censored] out of them!"
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posted on 3-24-2006 at 06:14 AM
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crushed their ships one by one under the weight of her colossal beef-curtains and then.................
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posted on 3-26-2006 at 05:01 PM
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broke her hip trying to dance...
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posted on 3-27-2006 at 01:41 PM
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So she gets a radio message from earth telling her to report back for her victory party, and as an added bonus:"There will be punch, and pie"
"The next best thing to killing a person, is scaring the living [Censored] out of them!"
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posted on 3-28-2006 at 03:24 AM
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the pie was delicious, but sadly.............the punch was a little watered down
I calculated the odds of this succeeding versus the odds I was doing something incredibly stupid... and I went ahead anyway.
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