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posted on 12-2-2006 at 07:25 AM Reply With Quote


i think i could handle flying as long as i knew that nobody was gonna crash me into a building



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posted on 12-4-2006 at 03:06 PM Reply With Quote


well, something like that isn't certain. There's always a chance that it could happen..... better get some protection.



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posted on 12-4-2006 at 09:43 PM Reply With Quote


some way to keep people from jumping on my back in mid-flight



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posted on 12-5-2006 at 01:21 PM Reply With Quote


yeah...... maybe like one of those small monkeys.... nothing to weigh you down, but one of those little guys with the sharp teeth.



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posted on 12-7-2006 at 07:07 PM Reply With Quote


that's so stupid that it just might work



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posted on 12-8-2006 at 08:49 PM Reply With Quote


yes now, and you can name him Mr. Pickles, and give him a little sword when he learns to do his job well............On second thought......:eureka:..........make it a girl monkey, the boys might get crazy, and start humping your ear. Or you could neuter the guy if you wish.



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posted on 12-10-2006 at 09:49 AM Reply With Quote


.........................................:puzzled::puzzled::puzzled::puzzled::puzzled:??????????????????????????????????????????????????????



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posted on 12-12-2006 at 01:23 PM Reply With Quote


Hey guy you wouldn't want be 200 feet off the ground, and have your flight buddy get an urge to be in the "mile high club". So why not be on the safe side, and get a girl monkey.



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posted on 12-12-2006 at 06:46 PM Reply With Quote


i think i just won't bring a monkey.....................just to be safe



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posted on 12-14-2006 at 08:48 PM Reply With Quote


Yeah, that sounds more reasonable...... cause you wouldn't want to end up with one thats afraid of heights. I don't think the pet store exchanges them based on that.



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posted on 12-16-2006 at 06:00 AM Reply With Quote


i wouldn't think so



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posted on 12-18-2006 at 07:31 PM Reply With Quote


speaking of monkey's......... I wonder if they let citizens keep those great apes as pets. I mean sure it can rip your arms of, and crush every bone in your body into powder....... but it can also be your friend...... You guys can stay up late , and eat pudding.



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posted on 1-14-2007 at 08:21 AM Reply With Quote


do monkeys and apes even like pudding?



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posted on 1-16-2007 at 02:08 PM Reply With Quote


What monkey wouldn't like banana flavored pudding? and if he/she refuses thats what the high voltage cattle prod is for........ ZZZZap! now eat your pudding Curious George!



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posted on 2-8-2007 at 07:20 PM Reply With Quote


i think i would just jap the monkey and keep the pudding for myself..........

is that so wrong?




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posted on 2-8-2007 at 08:57 PM Reply With Quote


Hell no thats not wrong!!! thats what the monkey is there for........ maybe next time he would get smart, and bring enough for both of you to eat.



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posted on 4-24-2007 at 05:58 PM Reply With Quote


dang well better



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posted on 4-24-2007 at 07:24 PM Reply With Quote


And why not some banana flavored daiquiri's, with the little umbrella's in them.



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posted on 5-1-2007 at 08:05 PM Reply With Quote


if i drank too much while i was flying i might hit something................like a plane



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posted on 5-3-2007 at 01:03 PM Reply With Quote


What if you found out that you had a long lost twin? would you start an epic battle to decide the one that must go on living? or would you team up, and ravage the countryside?



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posted on 5-3-2007 at 02:39 PM Reply With Quote


i would have to destroy him, unless he likes drinking as much as i do



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posted on 5-10-2007 at 12:56 PM Reply With Quote


I'm pretty sure he would.........unless he were the good version of you :o



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posted on 5-11-2007 at 04:03 PM Reply With Quote


then i'd have to kill him

there can't be 2 of me unless we're both obnoxious drunks




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posted on 5-14-2007 at 02:04 PM Reply With Quote


Now that is a battle worth putting on Pay-per-view!!!!

I'll be the Promoter of the fight, and set the whole thing up....... I'll represent both sides, and take 40% from each!!!




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posted on 5-15-2007 at 04:13 PM Reply With Quote


40???????

i'll give you 20....................and you can keep his stuff after he's dead




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