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posted on 12-2-2006 at 07:25 AM
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i think i could handle flying as long as i knew that nobody was gonna crash me into a building
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posted on 12-4-2006 at 03:06 PM
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well, something like that isn't certain. There's always a chance that it could happen..... better get some protection.
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posted on 12-4-2006 at 09:43 PM
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some way to keep people from jumping on my back in mid-flight
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posted on 12-5-2006 at 01:21 PM
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yeah...... maybe like one of those small monkeys.... nothing to weigh you down, but one of those little guys with the sharp teeth.
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posted on 12-7-2006 at 07:07 PM
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that's so stupid that it just might work
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posted on 12-8-2006 at 08:49 PM
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yes now, and you can name him Mr. Pickles, and give him a little sword when he learns to do his job well............On second thought...... ..........make it a girl monkey, the boys might get crazy, and start
humping your ear. Or you could neuter the guy if you wish.
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posted on 12-10-2006 at 09:49 AM
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.........................................    ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????
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posted on 12-12-2006 at 01:23 PM
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Hey guy you wouldn't want be 200 feet off the ground, and have your flight buddy get an urge to be in the "mile high club". So why not be on the
safe side, and get a girl monkey.
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posted on 12-12-2006 at 06:46 PM
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i think i just won't bring a monkey.....................just to be safe
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posted on 12-14-2006 at 08:48 PM
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Yeah, that sounds more reasonable...... cause you wouldn't want to end up with one thats afraid of heights. I don't think the pet store exchanges
them based on that.
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posted on 12-16-2006 at 06:00 AM
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i wouldn't think so
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posted on 12-18-2006 at 07:31 PM
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speaking of monkey's......... I wonder if they let citizens keep those great apes as pets. I mean sure it can rip your arms of, and crush every bone
in your body into powder....... but it can also be your friend...... You guys can stay up late , and eat pudding.
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posted on 1-14-2007 at 08:21 AM
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do monkeys and apes even like pudding?
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posted on 1-16-2007 at 02:08 PM
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What monkey wouldn't like banana flavored pudding? and if he/she refuses thats what the high voltage cattle prod is for........ ZZZZap! now eat your
pudding Curious George!
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posted on 2-8-2007 at 07:20 PM
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i think i would just jap the monkey and keep the pudding for myself..........
is that so wrong?
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posted on 2-8-2007 at 08:57 PM
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Hell no thats not wrong!!! thats what the monkey is there for........ maybe next time he would get smart, and bring enough for both of you to eat.
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posted on 4-24-2007 at 05:58 PM
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dang well better
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posted on 4-24-2007 at 07:24 PM
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And why not some banana flavored daiquiri's, with the little umbrella's in them.
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posted on 5-1-2007 at 08:05 PM
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if i drank too much while i was flying i might hit something................like a plane
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posted on 5-3-2007 at 01:03 PM
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What if you found out that you had a long lost twin? would you start an epic battle to decide the one that must go on living? or would you team up,
and ravage the countryside?
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posted on 5-3-2007 at 02:39 PM
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i would have to destroy him, unless he likes drinking as much as i do
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posted on 5-10-2007 at 12:56 PM
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I'm pretty sure he would.........unless he were the good version of you
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posted on 5-11-2007 at 04:03 PM
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then i'd have to kill him
there can't be 2 of me unless we're both obnoxious drunks
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posted on 5-14-2007 at 02:04 PM
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Now that is a battle worth putting on Pay-per-view!!!!
I'll be the Promoter of the fight, and set the whole thing up....... I'll represent both sides, and take 40% from each!!!
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posted on 5-15-2007 at 04:13 PM
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40???????
i'll give you 20....................and you can keep his stuff after he's dead
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