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posted on 5-30-2006 at 12:16 PM Reply With Quote


cool :cool: don't forget the ky, or vaseline



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posted on 5-30-2006 at 02:22 PM Reply With Quote


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cool :cool: don't forget the ky, or vaseline


cherry flavered lube......... I have everything wroked out. umm actually is is in a book i am writing




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posted on 5-30-2006 at 06:44 PM Reply With Quote


Well if your going to write a book about it, make sure you put in a chapter on: "how to talk your girlfriend into Anal sex". Cause trust me i have tried, and girls have a whole list of counter-attacks for it. 8======D :cul:



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posted on 6-7-2006 at 01:58 AM Reply With Quote


LMOA.... we arent going out anymore........ but IDK she wanted to break up with me so yeah...... oh and she had anal sex with her fiance like a month ago... well thats what she told me.........



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posted on 6-8-2006 at 12:27 PM Reply With Quote


wow! you should have said this when she told you this: "HOLY [Censored] you really did it! don't you know thats how they make 'female midgets'. I was just kidding when I brought it up........but hey.........are you getting shorter?" :P and look totally serious when you say this. Make this face -------> :o I bet you the rest of her day won't be fun. Cause while you eat dinner, she's out there somewhere asking people if she's going to turn into a midget.



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wow! you should have said this when she told you this: "HOLY <b>[Censored]</b> you really did it! don't you know thats how they make 'female midgets'. I was just kidding when I brought it up........but hey.........are you getting shorter?" :P and look totally serious when you say this. Make this face -------> :o I bet you the rest of her day won't be fun. Cause while you eat dinner, she's out there somewhere asking people if she's going to turn into a midget.


LMAO i shoud do that!......... hmmm....... payback....




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posted on 3-15-2007 at 07:56 PM Reply With Quote


Indeed! (mutters under breath) payback!



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posted on 9-12-2007 at 12:56 AM Reply With Quote


LOL



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posted on 9-12-2007 at 06:05 PM Reply With Quote


payback?



I calculated the odds of this succeeding versus the odds I was doing something incredibly stupid... and I went ahead anyway.
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posted on 9-13-2007 at 02:34 AM Reply With Quote


Actually no. She and I have stopped talking for the most part. My god a lot has happened since Ive been on this site... wow.



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posted on 9-18-2007 at 07:48 PM Reply With Quote


i'd like to be in the middle of an all-girl midget orgy



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posted on 10-17-2007 at 08:42 PM Reply With Quote


Hey I'm new and I got all of you beat. In parents bed with two guys, and parents in the next room.:lol: just kidding but that would have beaten all of you.
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posted on 10-18-2007 at 04:10 PM Reply With Quote


[Censored] laura bingle ^.^
i win (jk)
but seriously laura bingle is [Censored] hot as hell
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posted on 9-27-2008 at 01:37 AM Reply With Quote


Oh my god it's amazing to come back to this website after years and see a post you made still on the front page! Incredible! I'm so glad I'm back :) I have to re familiarize myself with the posts, rules and everything again.

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It has been slow here lately to say the least LoL
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