The Scream Queen's Survival Guide: Avoid machetes, defeat evil children, steer clear of bloody dismemberment, and conquer other horror movie clichés Horror Book Review

As every horror aficionado knows, danger lurks around every corner, mysterious door-in-the-wall, and strange new neighbour, especially for girls. But if you watch any horror movie - “Nightmare on Elm Street”, any of “The Halloween” or “Saw” movies - you’ll see that the chicks always eat it first, and the worst. But you don’t have to end up like that lustful chick in Freddy Vs. Jason, who was crushed to death in a bed. In “The Scream Queen’s Survival Guide”, you’ll learn life lessons that Jamie Lee, Cissy Spacek, Drew Barrymore, and other large-breasted girls learned on screen - whether they were kicking ass or getting baked to death in a tanning bed. As a woman, you owe to it yourself to master the scream queen’s basic rules of survival.